In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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