im drinking this country out of the recession.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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