physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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