Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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