I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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