I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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