i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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