You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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