its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
