We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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