community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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