But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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