Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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