): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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