I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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