Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
tell me about the eggs
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