WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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