I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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