problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
