I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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