with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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