I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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