He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Girls should come with a carfax report
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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