all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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