he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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