Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
