we need to drink 2009 down the drain
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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