4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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