This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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