threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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