She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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