Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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