I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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