1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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