come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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