SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I want to fling myself into the sun
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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