...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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