me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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