her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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