Me too!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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