Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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