Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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