What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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