Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
where are my eyebrows?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
