im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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