Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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