You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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