oh god the rape fog is back!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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