i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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