i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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