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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I wish i was in the wii world.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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