she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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