It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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