And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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