what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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